everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
JUST WATCH THIS PLEASE
I hit reblog so fast I broke my computer.
tears are streaming down my face
You will soon meet someone
who will bring you much joy and love.
Eventually they will devour your soul
like it’s a hot dog eating championship.
Lucky Numbers: 543, 8, 192, 78"
- Pamela August Russell